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Fuck.
I think I tried too hard last week. I got nuthin. Seriously, I'm a total blank. I don't even have the semblance of an idea here. I'm really sorry not to give you a proper contest Angel and I apologise profously to him and all of DUW, because this is the first time I'll have ever no-showed without extremely mitagating circumstances.
Don't bother saying anything, you can't possibly be more annoyed at me than I'm pissed off at myself right now.
Speedy.