24/7 championship

Basicly how this works is there is always a champion well start off with me i guess nd it works like this anyonee can post at n e time lets say im champions u have to think of a crazy way to win the belt like lets say (someone) runs kash over then gets out of the car and pins kash 1....2....3... nd then there champ nd it keeps going like thta its intresting to see what ppl say nd how big it can get nd how long someone can stay champ so lets start off with me as champ

Slaps across the face and knocks Kash down, goes for the pin.

1.2.3

JOHNSON WINS X1

Dari Wheeler walks in, then looks at the gaint '3' emblazeoned across the screen. He reaches forward, removes it, and smashes it over Johnson's head. He puts one foot over Johnson then throws the '3' back into the screen.

'I'm awesome I don't need to count...'

Wheeler: X1

Johnsonb gets up in his face.

Nuff said.

Johnson X2

iceman parachutes from a plane, throws a bomb that blows a hole in the roof he manages to guide himself straight threw, he removes his parachute and free falls directly onto on to Dave knocking him over.

1... 2... 3...

Tommy Arrogence hops in a bulldozer. He starts chasing Iceman until he is about to run him over, when his agent comes along and hits iceman in the back of the head with a glass bottle.

1, 2, 3

Dari jumps up onto the bulldozer and unleashes the power of the foolslap tm. Tommy tumbles out of the 'dozer, KO'd. Dari leaves the engine running and the 'dozer moves forward, crushing the agent. Wheeler pins Tommy.

1 ... 2... 3..!

Dari gets up, picks the title off the ground, then legs it into a nearby restaurant.

Wheeler: X2

Tommy follows wheeler into the restaurant. He picks up a hot bowl of soup and dumps it on Wheeler, he then throws a pie on him.

1,2,3

*Scorpio eats the pie, notices Arrogance with the belt and hits him with that smiley > *

"EAT GREEN DUDE!

*Pins for the three and runs to Disneyand*

Tommy follows scorpio to disneyland. They both go on the teacups and tommy starts to spin it really fast, Scorpio gets dizzy.

1,2,3

((Actually PIN him Tommy. Otherwise it looks like you're just putting in 1,2,3 out of nowhere))

Dari comes swinging in on a zipline and boots Tommy's tea cup, sending it flying off the rails and into the water body which has appeared in the last couple of seconds or so, Dari picks up the title and sneaks off.


Wheeler: X3

Dave dressed as Osama in the crowd pulls out a rocket launcher and blows Dari away into the ropes then flying back at the ropes and lands in the centre of the ring.

Dave exposes himself as Dave Johnson and pins Dari for the 1..2..3.

JOHNSON X3

Tommy begins to tickle Dave. He tickles him so much that Dave has no choice but to tap out. Tommy takes the belt and goes to the DUW weightroom.

Iceman is there waiting, he picks up some weights and throws them at tommys head, knocking him to the floor, iceman then picks up a treadmill and drops it directly down onto the champ.

1... 2.. 3

24/7 X2

Kash throws a cat at iceman. It scratches iceman in the face. Iceman falls and kash pins.1...2....3

OOT: Why steal Johnny Hall's medal thing and change it to trophy?

BOT:

Scorpio picks up the cat, sits on a chair and strokes it until he throws it back at Kash. The Cat pins Kash.

1...2...3...

Cat = New Champion

kash picks up the cat and rips its head off then lays it on the ground and pins the cat. 1....2.....3..

KASH x 3

((You killed the ****ing cat. That's rough as))

Dari performs vodoo on a doll of Kash, causing him to collapse to the ground with pain. He sews the cat's head back on and sets up a lightning rod. Lightning hits it, causing the cat to come back to life. Dari drops it on Kash.

1...2...3..!

Wheeler
It's ALIVE! *cackles manically*

Catenstien: X2

Kash takes an axe nd chops the cat in half n then pins both peiced 1...2.....3

KASH x4

JC flciks Justin. Justin goes flying. JC pins Justin. 1....2.....3

JC KASH x 1

Big Daddy B comes from around the corner, and hits JC in the head with the sledge, JC falls to the ground and Big Daddy B pins...1,2,3

Big Daddy B X 1

Wheeler stiches Catenstein back together and zaps it with a defibrilator. As the cat revives, Wheeler drops down from above and hits BDB with the same, electrocuting him. Catenstein then walks over to use BDB as a scratching post.

1, 2, 3

Wheeler
'Here is your winner and NEEEEW hardcore 24/7 champion: Catenstein!'

Dari gives the cat the title, but Catenstien gives him a look of disgust and starts to groom itself.

Wheeler
'Well, okay, I'll have it then'

He picks up the belt and walks off.

Dari X 4 (Catenstein X 3)

as BDB is dusting himself off and healing from the wounds he just endured, he sees Dari walking away with the title, he sneaks up behind him, snatches the title away and hits dari in the head with it, and pins him 1,2,3

New Hardcore champion BDB

BDB X2

Slade is walking through the back stage area completely unaware of the goings on around him. He turns a corner and bumps into Big Daddy B and knocks the sore wounded champion into a table holding a dozen or so of cups of water as He topples over them drenching himself in water the coffee maker on the table falls over and the electrical current running through it shocks the ever loving sense out of Big Daddy B. Slade looks down at him in surprise.

Slade: Whoa sorry mate.

Slade leans down to offer his hand to help Big Daddy B up while a referee just happens to be walking by and when Slade lays his hand on Big Daddy B he is also shocked as the human body does in fact conduct electricity. He stumbles and drops to his knee with his hand still on BDB's and the ref counts the modified pin fall....1...2...3! The ref grabs the belt and holds up Slade's arm, handing him to the belt. Slade is stunned and doesn't know what to say. He finds his words and says.

Slade: Hey wait, this ain't mine. Here you two fight it out.

Slade vacates the title and tosses it at Big Daddy B and the referee to work it out for themselves and Slade walks away.

James Sync comes out of no where and busts an acoustic guitar over Big Daddy B's head and then two-steps on his face. Sync covers Big Daddy B...

1...2...3.

James Sync : 1