Mike Copani vs. Big Daddy B

[OOC:This is Mike, I think I got hacked I can't log into my shit so this may be my primary account now and I guess Dave would change the name if he wants me too]

{there is faint whispering all throughout the arena, all of the sudden it stops and on the jumbo screen there is a video playing of a graveyard, the camera pans throughout the graveyard looking at a few of the different graves, and the camera continues to pan as a little music plays throughout the arena, and it is a look back at the first match of Big Daddy B, doing what he does best, and that is to desimate anyone that gets in his way of achieving victory...the video continues and then the camera begins to shake as it is taken from the camera guys hands and it is turned around and it is none other then the extremist himself big daddy b.....he sets the camera on a tombstone and sits in a wooden chair, he looks really aggrivated and frusturated and not really sure he is that way...he looks directly into the camera and just stares for a minute before going forward}

Big Daddy B
I sit here in this graveyard, just wondering what the hell i am actually doing here in D.U.W, and then i remember the reason i came here in the first place and that was to become the number one superstar in D.U.W history and to do that, i will have to go through alot of superstars....one who is my upcoming opponent on duw saturday night danger....and who i am speaking of is none other then Mike Copani....i have just finished watching his promo before i came out here tonight, and i gotta tell you he makes some pretty decent points, he calls me an underdog and yes i have referred to myself as the underdog many times, because i am so new here, but i think i proved myself a little bit more last week when i defeated 6 other participants in my first match. yes i will be the underdog in this match, because you have a little bit more experience but hell, i have faced guys like you before and have taken them out.

you have some very evil threats towards me, like saying your waiting for me to rot on the canvas infront of you, well i will not be the one on the canvas, that will be you, because i will make sure that i bring everything i have for this match, and to make you eat your own words, just because you messed up barney greene does not mean i will suffer the same fate, and if you think that carmine will be there, thats fine because i have invited my good buddy Chris Peppers to be at my side along with old faithful..(points to sledge hammer), so dont think your going to pull any tricks, because i have a few tricks of my own.

{BDB stands in front of a grave plot looking down for awhile, he looks over to his sledgehammer and just begins to smile even more, as he looks to be plotting something for this upcoming match....he sees the camera and sits down once again, and stares as usual, until he gets very serious and starts to talk again}

Big Daddy B
you say that all the superstars who voted for me, are shitbrain morons, and yet, when they vote for you, you are happy as hell...very interesting choice of words coming from you, because i know that i may or may not win this match, but i will not go down without a fight, i have alot of people on my side and that is great, but then you go and say that i have no chance in hell of winning this match, and now why do you say that, because if you knew you were going to win, you wouldnt have said that, maybe just for that, ill knock some smarts into you, come this match, because everyone else may be scared of you, but i sure as hell am not, you are like a vicious dog, and i am the dog catcher, ready to put your ass to sleep, because i am sick of hearing you come out week after week and hear you spill all this crap about how your this and that, no one really gives a shit about what you have done and what you have not done,

now i know that you will probably come back with, well you do it all the time, but i am cutting it out, because i know how much it annoys people to hear it over and over again, because no one cares about this past it is all about the future. you speak about the dangerous match that we are in and i cannot wait because this is a match that i have been waiting for, no rules, no nothing except two superstars walking into the ring and then one walking out and one being carried out, i love it, because it is the kind of matches that i love to be in, being able to just brutually hurt someone and not have the ref do a Disqualification. you say that i am going to be knocked down a peg by you, but i dont think so, because unlike you, i dont get knocked down, because i know what to do and when to do it, to make sure i always have the upper hand no matter what the situation is, and like i said before, i will be number one.

{BDB takes a break, by walking around, grabbing a beer and slowly drinking it, so that he can enjoy every last drop, he then sits back down}

Big Daddy B
im so happy that you have such a rich and fufilling life, because you truely are a hero to everyone, well maybe not everyone, maybe the scum of the earth can look up to you, but that is about it..and im happy that you have someone that actually wants to be your mentor and deal with all your petty and whiney bullshit, well i guess you need someone when all you want to do is beat people up and then go get drunk and look at naked girls, that you will never be with, but if that is the life you lead then so be it, but i will not, because i know how to live and i know how to fight, the other people that you have faced, put up a fight, but you got the best of them, that will not happen to me, because like i said before, ive been reviewing tapes and have seen how you decimate your opponents and have actually learned how to get away from everything that you do,

so this match wont be a 3 second match, no it might go on for a long time, because i will never give up until i reach my goal and reason for being here in the DUW, and that is to win the belt and become number one, no matter what the cost. and one day you will regret the words that you have spoken tonight, because you say alot of terrible things about people you work with, and i know you dont care, but those words are going to come back to haunt you, and i cant wait to be there to be there when they take you out to the trash and make you pay for everything you have done

{Takes another drink of beer, as he contemplates what he wants to say}

Big Daddy B
you say there are no heroes, but i think that you are completely and utterly wrong about that, because i am the heroe, i am the one who is going to do, what most could not do, and that is to take you out and make you pay for all the bullshit that you have pulled, in your time here in the DUW. well buddy, you say you were never pinned and that is great for you, pat yourself on the back for that one, but hey guess what neither have i, hell i have only been in one match, but it was against 6 people and they couldnt take me out, but thats besides the point. stop being such a pompas ass, and telling everyone you are going to bring this and you are going to bring that, because it just makes you look like an ass and you already do that pretty well if i do say so myself, and others in the locker room say it as well, as long as i am here, you will never reach your ultimate goal and you will have alot more setbacks, a few that you will not want, but will come anyway, because even though i am new, i am here to prove to everyone that i can beat the best that DUW has to offer, no matter what. it wont be me on the recieving end, no sir it will be you, because i am completely ready for you.

{Takes a break for awhile, as the camera goes to a commercial break, when it comes back, there is a picture of mike copani pinned to a tree, we try to find BDB, but he is knowhere to be found, until the camera looks behind and we see BDB with a bow and arrow, he slides the arrow into the bow, lifts it up and pulls the trigger and lets it fly, it hits the picture of mike copani right in between the eyes, BDB comes over to the tree and pulls the arrow out, he then grabs a lighter and sets the picture ablaze as he looks into the camera}

Big Daddy B
Mike, how many times do i have to tell you that there is no moral value to you, so you cant say that there is a moral to your story because you are do not have one more fiber in your entire body. and im just saying that from what i have seen from you in the past and by watching your videos and your latest promo, you just keep thinking that your the best, when in reality you are not shit, you have a big mouth and you keep speaking with people that you have no clue what they are all about, your mouth really overloads your ass most of the time and i have come to shut your mouth once and for all, so that finally people dont have to hear you talk about, how you are like a guy in prison, you really should keep that kind of stuff to yourself, cause no one really wants to know about that. the DUW fans want to see all of that, but not from you, but from a real wrestler, because you in my opinion are not a real wrestler, you just think you are and that is fine because this week i will make sure that everyone sees just how not a wrestler you are, when we have our match, neither of us will be the same and that is what the fans want, and we will give it to them, because i will teach you what it means to be a real wrestler, instead of playing one, like you do.

{Takes his beer and chair and walks away from the camera and out of the cemetary}